I think most are dead.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

David Carr vs. Aaron Rodgers

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

You know who else won a Super Bowl as a starting quarterback?

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Thanks for the warning. I’ll try to evade it.

The fall of Messi will be Taxing

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Hella is distinctly Bay Area. If you grew up there, you would say it hella often.

Hella weird, brah.

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

Down Twenty with a Chance of Meatballs