I'm a steelers fan, this shit is hilarious and accurate.

Not the shittiest French performance though

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

The last line here is the most applicable to this story. Unless a dog is attacking you, there’s never a justification to hitting it.

Donald Trump must be thrilled. “Make America Russian Again.”

I'm hoping for some sort of James Harrison berserker scorched-earth scenario where he lays waste to the NFL pencilnecks who keep hassling him.

where is u/cuenta-quemador to explain to everyone how this makes Brazil look fuckin AMAZING?

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Yes.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

Andrew Luck always sounds like he just drank a bunch of milk and has that milk phlegm in the back of his mouth.

I was in Indianapolis for work (got to see Ted Cruz suspend his campaign hollaaaaa) and I have to say that it is the most aggressively bland city I have ever been to. I still can’t form an opinion about it to this day. Their motto should be “Indianapolis: We’re here.”

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.