woosh

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have…

“That’s what I thought.”

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

“The dress is white and gold.”

So...I once cooked sausages on a hot plate, left the grease burning for a day, took a couple of xanax the next night, woke up to firemen breaking down my locked door while the alarm blared and coughing through the heavy smoke, in a room that shouldn’t have been occupied in my frat house in the first place as a fire…

Still doesn’t compare to Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo in terms of giving rays the silent treatment.

That was the one I had the most fun answering, too.

Buy Nick a drink and get his dog one, too!

2 minutes for ruffing

To be fair, he doesn’t know any better because he’s from the Dominican Republic.

NFL Blitz on N64 or GTFO!!!

(Not Zlatan, though. He knows the way to get by without being good: play at half-speed, don’t overextend yourself, and only shoot when you know you’ll score. Smart man.)

What kind of an asshole has those seats at the ballpark and spends his time watching the game on his phone while he takes a video? So he can say timeless things like “that was a cut and a half?"

Of course Bass didn’t respond, that reporter was looking for treble.