Is the FIFA political landscape based on the Galactic Senate of the Old Republic or is the Galactic Senate based on the FIFA political landscape? And how long until the president becomes the first FIFA emperor?

I was behind Shane Battier in the Coconut Grove Dunkin Donuts on US-1 one day during the ‘14 playoffs. He was gangly and all but mostly he was entirely ordinary... short khaki shorts and a vintage Jimmy Buffet summer of whatever tour shirt. If it weren’t for the cashiers collectively shitting themselves and me looking…

You’re extraordinary

How’s this for a flaming hot take/conspiracy theory double wammy? Zidane is the fucking golden child of both Real Madrid and UEFA and this entire campaign has been about propelling him into stardom. It’s a multi-tiered conspiracy made only more believable by the recent FIFA and UEFA scandals. “But what about La…

There are some Italian circles that would disagree

This is not something that’s been under the radar in Pittsburgh. It’s been known and acknowledged pretty openly for several years.

If you waste stomach space on sides while eating barbecue you’re a filthy fucking casual. However, sweet tea and any kind of cobbler are permissible in addition to said barbecue.

Came here for Keith Van Horn. Knee-highs all day.

This deserves more stars

Yeah that’s a pretty number for a signing bonus, don’t get me wrong, but Bob Nutting isn’t exactly known for his profligacy. Cole may get one semi-juicy contract extension but rest assured, Nutting will low-ball him eventually with a number just big enough to look like he genuinely wanted to keep him to the casual fan…

I recently moved to College Station for a job in the area with my only A&M affiliation being that I knew a couple of guys who went there. I had never even been anywhere in Texas besides Austin prior to moving. Having been here a year+ now and being sufficiently exposed to enough Aggies, I’ve got to say...I am taking…

Somebody get this out of the greys!

With stats like his, only earning $500k/year would drive me to take long pulls off a Miller Lite tallboy too

To reiterate

Sure, Space Jam was probably awful, but let’s consider the relevant takeaways:

I would argue that Greece’s Euro campaign was a generous gift that Ranieri has given to anyone who’s ever had to endure watching the Greek national team play. Elevates him imo

Atletico v Bayern should absolutely be the final. We all lose out for the fact that one of these teams will be there on May 28. Though Atletico beating Real in the final wouldn’t be disappointing.

Favorite part of the game this weekend was when it was over and NBC Sports kept the feed up while the cameras just panned the crowd. The fans seemed to only get louder and more energetic after the game ended. It was only a minute or two but it seemed like it lasted an eternity on tv. God I wish I could experience that…

“Sick burn!”

You obviously learned nothing from Samberg and Parnell