Would not take that bet

and/or chivalrous tendencies

If he just claims my alma mater, Cornell High School, he should fit right in.

The Trent Dilfer Effect.

Well this certainly makes for a whale of a tale

Clicked on the link to this post with the anticipation that I was going to be appalled by the staff’s rankings. As it turns out, they are...damn near perfect.

You seem neat and fun

Good memes never die

I think my favorite is Tommy Toughnuts in the tucked-in, cut-off sleeve t-shirt also wearing the arm sleeve. He looks like he’d probably be great at playing “Hold me back, BRO!”

“Personally, I prefer a vanilla offense.”

+1

Casually Bergkamping

As a pens fan, I can dig this.

HASSAN CHOP!

+1 Go ahead and jump

Can confirm. This is a 100% accurate depiction of the route my team took to a couple track meets a year every year of high school

Yes. You do.

You mustn’t have ever experienced a sloth in person. They’ll change your whole perspective on shit.

Debatable

He’s on fire!