The Trent Dilfer Effect.

Well this certainly makes for a whale of a tale

Clicked on the link to this post with the anticipation that I was going to be appalled by the staff’s rankings. As it turns out, they are...damn near perfect.

You seem neat and fun

Good memes never die

I think my favorite is Tommy Toughnuts in the tucked-in, cut-off sleeve t-shirt also wearing the arm sleeve. He looks like he’d probably be great at playing “Hold me back, BRO!”

“Personally, I prefer a vanilla offense.”

+1

Casually Bergkamping

As a pens fan, I can dig this.

HASSAN CHOP!

+1 Go ahead and jump

Can confirm. This is a 100% accurate depiction of the route my team took to a couple track meets a year every year of high school

Yes. You do.

You mustn’t have ever experienced a sloth in person. They’ll change your whole perspective on shit.

Debatable

He’s on fire!

.... but this is still a bad opinion even if his assumption is correct.

Although Madeira, Portugal is scenic, I can say after having visited the place that I would sell every ounce of my soul in the most shameless of fashions just like Ronaldo to ensure that I was rich enough for the rest of my life to never have to return.

Incredibly, Vontaze Burfict is responsible for the injuries to Brown, Roethlisberger, and Le’Veon Bell. Burfict singlehandedly ruined the Steelers’ season.