Not me.

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

you've got like 35 comments in here... Settle the fuck down.

As a brazilian, I have to say I'm enjoying the game way too much. Go Germany! Fuck you brazilian footballers. Lack of tactical conscience must not be tolerated. I hope CBF learns this. And Germany deserves this.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

I believe the oxford comma was used so that you wouldn't read it the way you did.

OH! You're just stacking the Shaqs. I read that differently than intended.

Toxic rain! (stealth breathing technique). Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

Lead Designer

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

Maybe, but gosh what speculation, right?

Go back in time to the days of hunter-gatherers, forage for some penasia, wait for the hunters to come back and skin the game they caught, use that skin to build a knapsack of some sort, place the penasia inside the knapsack, and then just inhale the bag. Like, unhinge your jaw, and just swallow up the entire bag as…

Take several bags of dicks. Not really sure how you acquire them, but gather them up, save them, and when you have a couple of bags and it's a nice day outside, just suck them. Not the dicks, take them out, just suck on the bags. Not sure if you suck them one by one or all of them at once, I guess that's up to you

Take a silo of schlongs and stick it inside your oral orifice (oral-fice?)

Was asking in the chat cause I was curious myself apparently there is just an invisible wall now in the game that prevents you from getting to the breaking point of the terrarin generation.

calm down keyboard warrior. Its a legit question, pull your panties out of your ass.

Literally take a satchel of penises and insert it inside your mouth. The garbled noises you make would be more intelligent than the literal shit that normally comes out

go suck a bag of dicks

A Kotaku Jezebel cross-post focused around micro-transactions, casual games, and Kim Kardashian.

called placeholders, moron.