You stupid Empire shill. When are you finally going to get woke to the very real issues of institutional discrimination against nerf herders? Have you no soul?

Brothers and sisters, show some solidarity here. Whether you herd nerfs for your livelihood, or shepard tauntauns, or even if you’re just a lowly bantha…

This is what happens when political correctness catches up with old movies. People who actually herd nerfs were now offended. No one can even make a “you might be a nerf herder” joke these days. No, we have to excuse the comment by showing him actually herding nerfs - not that there’s anything wrong with that - so…