Would you believe me if I told you that I was the one who was texting Gwen Stefani?

You know Kris went and stocked that kitchen with all of Rob’s favorite foods and now he’s out there trying to look cool and independent, pretending he doesn’t know why she would give him fancy pita.

My last ex cheated on me with countless Craigslist Casual Encounter strangers, most at least 15 years older than he and I. On Father’s Day, I kicked him out of the house when he came home from getting fucked by a 50 year old stranger. My ex worked at a bakery at the time (a job I got for him) and came home with some…

“I ruined you and you don’t smile anymore.”

Sometimes you forgive because it's what's best for you, personally. You don't always forgive for the other person.

The classic Mesnick. He went for the prettier girl when Molly was like “You are making a mistake” when he broke up with her. I am glad that Molly and Jason ended up together in the end.

OMG the MESNICK (not Pavelka). god I hope we get to see another one of those.

all you said is true, but i have to imagine that plenty gets lost in translation from their experiences to our televisions. just, for example, it takes hours to do everything because they’re always having to time it right with the cameras and permits and stuff, and on those all-day dates we only see their romantic…

While men have certainly cried on The Bachelor before, they often do not do so with the willingness that the women do...

I guess I am a nasty old cynic, because I felt grossed out by Ben the whole show (whole season?) due to what looks to me to be a bland kind of phoniness. I have seldom seen a blanker face. I am astounded that these women are “in love” with him. Really? He has said nothing real about himself, his goals, his interests,…

It was hibachi so it’s likely he was also their server, there are still the runners, bus people, and the host/ess to consider but even as a former food service person myself I am having a hard time having any sympathy for the restaurant. A server having a bad day is one thing, a server who sexually harasses and makes…

Most hibachi you don't really, aside from bringing drinks or an extra wasabi or something...

As a former middle school teacher I confirm. It's not all they will ever be, but there is a moment of OMG EWWW! for many of them.

yeh this is literally at the bottom of me ‘to care about’ list.

San Francisco grew out of the gold rush as a frontier city and port town. Sailors, miners, hookers, cowboys, immigrants, merchants, addicts, strippers, brewers, and bums built that city and their seedy influence is part of the city’s soul. There are other cities with less of a homeless Problem, move to them. Or at…

“Waaah, I don’t want to see the byproduct of the very same inequality that benefits me!”

“Yo bro, let’s go grab some beers”

How about that sobbing TERROR that Emily put into Ben’s Mom? It was like she was adding the collective IQ of grandchildren spawned with Emily and breaking down when she realized the total wouldn’t hit triple digits.

...he’s bland as a sleeve of unsalted crackers.

Amanda’s nasal voice annoyed me more than the failed marketing gimmick. And Becca’s (fake?) tan. Holy mother of cheeseballs.