Maybe it’s because I’m now older than the chosen bachelor, but he just seems so young and dumb. Totally uncultured. Besides his cute face, he’s not bringing a ton to the table.

Bachelor in Paradise AKA The Harem Globetrotters

If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

Little known by you. It’s definitely known by casting executives. It was a big part of her Parks and Rec character, it’s on her wikipedia page, she talks about it in interviews, so if you’re in show business it would be pretty hard for you to not know she’s hispanic. Face it, she’s a hispanic woman who got cast in…

I’ve noticed when it’s younger people sharing a Facebook account with a name like “RobandAshley Smith” It’s always Ashley and never Rob who is using it. There are a number of accounts like this that post in my local neighborhood group, and I always ask “is this Rob or Ashley who is commenting?”... it’s freaking…

What happens to a fart deferred....

Ugh Gwen you’re an adult and can do whatever you want but WHY BLAKE SHELTON AND CAMO

I don’t think Coco knows what candid means. And yeah, Tyga, I’m sure your predatory ass is totally the better parent. Bozo.

“Shows Off How She Juggles Motherhood”

me too, it reminded me how young she really was.

Wait, Demi Moore or Demi Lovato with Wilmer?

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

I don’t disagree that pregnant women shouldn’t drink heavily but to advise all women to stop drinking unless they are on birth control....just in case? Seems a little intense. Sorta related, I thought I would be one of those chill pregnant women who would have a glass of red wine here and there but my body hates the…

First:

Dude. I drink until that stick I pee on tells me I’m pregnant. And even then? Wine happens, yo.

Don’t you have to drink, like, a LOT for this to happen? I was under the impression that a glass of wine or a beer here or there in your first trimester (and especially before you know you’re pregnant) probably wasn’t going to cause this to develop. I thought it was more sustained, heavy drinking all through the…

This is completely fucking ridiculous. Everyone always says, “There’s no known safe quantity of alcohol to drink during a pregnancy,” and that’s true because no pregnant woman wants to volunteer for a study to find out what the safe quantity is. Anecdotally, pregnant women drink alcohol all the time and have perfectly…

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…