Ah, the Starlet. Back when even Toyota’s biggest (littlest?) econo-shit-box was RWD! Good times.

That’s the guy whose Swiss bank account will soon find itself fatter by a bunch of cold and icy gold bars.

“....and Mexico will pay the new tariffs on turkey and ducks.”

Nah. Just bring back that cool-as-hell analog VDO instrument gauge panel for oil termp, oil pressure and voltage. I remember the 80s.

Ditto!

A Rocket-what?

....or on all the fake vents on their Civic Type R.

Houston’s got acres of them just parked under the sun :-)

The first version of the new Beetle always seem kind of effeminate to me, specially the flower thingy. The latest ones look fine, all wide and squat. If it only had the GTI engine in the back it would have made for a nice pseudo poor man’s 911.

There. FIFY.

Full trucking experience you say......

Exactly. For most street users a nice Gurney flap incorporated into the other rear spoiler would probably more than suffice. And it would do away with the “ridiculous.”

Oh come on! Who’s got that pic of the dick car from SNL’s cartoon? That’s what this fugly thing looks like.

Crack’s a hell of a drug!

I think Hyundai may be missing the boat here, giving us this weird looking thing in lieu of the more conventional looking and more appealing i30N. The Veloster is still too much of a boy racer’s car. The i30N is a car just as suitable to a millennial as it is to an adult driver (like me).

No! Ditto for self-driving.

IMHO, if there ever was an airframe more perfectly suited to being a drone it would be a long-range bomber.

What actual purpose does that ridiculous wing serve?

Was it a “conscious uncoupling?”

It’s beautiful. Like the diesel HiLux Toyota refuses to give us.