....or beaver pelts....

Hey Doug, there is a “Car Max” in Calgary. Pretty sure they’d have no issues with your ODO in km.

Italy — roasting cars since 1889!

Chicken tax them ISIS Hiluxes!

Ejection seats? We don’t need no stinking ejection seats when your fighter is invisible, invincible and infallible.

Looks fine from behind. The car somewhat too.

LOL!

Thank you much!

Ha, ha! Well played. Now, just to be honest between us guys, despite all that, tell me you wouldn’t mind owning an M3 or classic 2002.

Seems as though every time Wayne Carini says something to the effect that “this car will do very well at auction” it’s famous last words. The car never does. Like watching a train wreck :-)

The BMW “owner” is probably the victim of auto theft as well.

Exactly!

...playing lawyer... I meant

Check this guy out with his Legos. A hell of a way to unwind after a day at the office playing laywer.

Meh. Let me know when they come up with an app that ensures non-whites get picked up by empty caps on 6th Ave at night.

No tire pressure jokes? I’m so disappointed.

Your eloquence is a gift to mankind. At any rate, you couldn’t afford my sister, which is more than I can say for what my homies just paid your chicken neck mama.

Putin’s check’s in the mail,. troll.

Excellent point! I missed the jet part. Thank you.

Instead of ranting like an idiot, you should ask yourself why is it that almost every eastern European country Russia ever controlled can’t wait to get the fuck as far away from Russia as possible. Ask yourself what is it about Russia and Russians that make them all want to run to the west as fast as possible. Perhaps…