The cheesy professional pictures are terrible for everything. I didn't even hire a photographer for my wedding because I don't like posing. However, there is a picture of my mom when she was pregnant with me. She's just hanging out with my uncle and grandma and none of them are looking at the camera because they are…

I refused to take part in this bullshit when I was preg with my daughter, even though my mother, mother-in-law, aunts, etc. were all desperate to talk me into it. It wasn't even necessarily the overt and disgusting preciousness of it so much as it was just patently ridiculous.

What I mean WHAT how do you even WHAT...

Bless your little heart!

Yeah well, insurance covers viagra so dudes can have penisfeelgoodtime. I guess women are just supposed to go "oh well I have Viagra dude's baby now lolz"

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Obamacare will insert Uncle Sam into your uterus! Not if I get there first!

No, she's the most Russian. Trust me, I know.

Okay thank you. I guess I didn't realize that the scratches were self inflicted. I don't even want to think about what that poor baby went through. It honestly makes me wish I believed in heaven.

Death is too kind, he should be made to suffer.

I have a two year old daughter as well and she is the light of our family. I could NEVER hurt her or her brothers. I feel badly when I have to comb out a knot in her tangled hair. This man is the lowest of the fucking low.

They also took out two Life Insurance policies on the baby totaling about $27,000.

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

Grade 1 teacher here, so I am pretty adept at reading invented spelling. Pretty sure it't supposed to say "I come in peace."