It’s not like they were gonna serve Filet ‘O fish anyway.

Eh, fuck him.

Because it’s not really about Russell. This is alllllllll about Ciara Princess Harris and other people being insecure and needing therapy.

There are two camps of men who see Ciara as damaged goods for different reasons.

Camp A: These are the Futures of the world. Ciara was supposed to get pumped and dumped. She was…

Dude, uh, spends some time on himself, finishes into a sock, tosses sock aside, after a while sock gets crispy. It’s basically a colorful update an update on the “mom’s basement” ain’t-for-shit diss.

The formula behind crunchy socks:

And what really more can be said about people so invested Ciara’s unhappiness — and the perpetual unhappiness of other black women who happen to have children with men they are no longer in relationships with (which is really what this is all about)

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

I’m going to suggest that the problem is he was busy throwing paper towels to a crowd of people stable enough in their livelihood to visit with him, smiling, laughing, and getting a shitty souvenir, while the starving and dying folks were off being busy with their starving and dying. In between him diminishing their…

im concerned. my grits are bomb as are my collards with meat and my mom’s and popeye’s chicken skin. her gravy is also some kind of love potion from outer space. may i add grits need butter, cheese, salt, sausage, scrambled eggs or SAUCY SKRIMPS. i do agree, runny ass egg yolks are for filthy dog breath creatures…

“I take my chicken baked with lemon pepper, heathen”

I now must concur. I laughed at the yoga lady. I wanted to light everything on fire when I watch this video.

When Michael told me he wanted to write that..and use this title..I had to remind him about his white lady yoga post...lol...But no...this is even whiter than that.

*Me reading the headline*

Serena has the actual body of a goddess. Not to objectify, but rather to admire an exceptional example of powerful femininity/fertility/etc.

Um, at this point, it takes a lot of effort not to see the constant dog whistling that comes from smirking white people talking about Serena.

Naw naw. We have to own this one, she’s white AF. Sadly she’s a fairly typical white woman. Unfortunately I can’t think of any way to actually collect this Becky, or I would.

... here we go again for the 350th time in the last 11 months...

This is one of the reasons America is so attractive for immigrants, picking up the cultural narratives are very simple. Any Euro-trash can come here and immediately elevate themselves above the negroes without even having to make an effort. They move on up by just moving a few thousand miles.

She looks awesome and is thick as fuck.

She means “strong enough to whip that ass over and over again” when she says “thick.”