That's funny, the first thought that came to my mind was "well, that's pretty extreme." Also, I fail to see how the eggs look all that nasty. They just look like eggs to me. Actually... kinda hungry now. Damn.

Drug dealers are gonna go nuts over this. Except for the balance beam enthusiasts.

"I have a 27" 720p Westinghouse, but with this cable I get the visual clarity of a 65" 1080p Bravia."

Anybody reading the original article needs to take it with a big grain or two of salt. Obviously they picked the responses from the survey that would stir up the most shit. And the author fell victim to it big time assuming we expect a blow job after every single thing a woman does.

I love how you assume these guys think that all women do these things, and then assume all guys think these things.

Cain is for Carlos and Delta is for Cain. Trap Carlos. Kill Carlos...

The universe is inverted. We revolve around it.

HAHA! Yep that pretty much sums it up.

Yeah I figured you were full of shit. You know nothing of addiction. Just because you suck dicks for crack doesn't mean you're addicted to crack. I know you're throwing that shit away. You're addicted to sucking dick.

So what were you addicted to and what lengths did you go to in order to fulfill that addiction?

You seem to be really focused on "trolling" and "losing." I think you are addicted to sucking.

Haha! Well, now I have to try it.

Wow you're just digging a deeper hole for yourself genius. So if you accept the money does that make you addicted to money? Sure seems like a sense of reward to me. Only problem is you still have failed to understand what even you yourself wrote. This is why you cannot win.

I guess my social circles have influenced my habits. I'm sure if more of them used Foursquare I'd be doing the exact same thing.

You got the epic fail hashtag correct but you aimed it at the wrong person. You are the one that has so miserably failed at this argument I'm beginning to wonder if you've read much of anything.

Wow... you're making yourself sound even worse.

Good for you. I agree, do good things, and eventually good things will happen. I think my father instilled the strongest sense of right and wrong in me from an early age. Open doors for people, carry bags for others, etc.

That sucks to hear, but doesn't stop me from trying. I didn't go to the school but it had a reputation for harvesting snobs. I was dating a girl from there and we were eating breakfast before she had class (I had just graduated, not a creepster).

I think it's rude to be on the phone while having dinner with someone. But things pop up. All of a sudden someone brings up going to a movie and we're on Fandango. Or looking up a map of our next target.