At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

As a former owner of a ‘10 two door JK, this is exactly how I’d configure mine:

“KUHUHU! I’M TACHY THE AUTO CLOWN! WATCH ME BLOW UP THIS TIRE WITH MY NOSE! AKUHUHU!”

Those who can’t do, teach!

Would anyone really take the time to remove individual credit cards, IDs or whathaveyou from their wallet and place them just so in their designated dashboard slot?

My last name is Carr. My son’s birth is the best “Carr meet” I’ve ever attended.

Someone tried to once; it didn’t end well.

Don’t forget this one:

Think about a hypothetical scenario in the near-future when a government or corporation can remotely restrict the range of a car due to one reason or other. Or if you think that’s overly dramatic and unlikely, how about if your car’s manufacturer goes bankrupt or is bought up by some other company that either decides…

Or put the GT350 engine in the Ranger and make a Power Ranger.

No and no. Many ex-military members are rejected from serving as officers because they’re ex-military. There are of course exceptions but those usually are due to nepotism.

I see you shiver with antici

Well this is Jalopnik, so clearly you should get a 1993 M5 for the price of a Civic.

This is PBF’s stock in trade. Here’s another:

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

I don’t think people really grasp just how disruptive automation is going to be. There are going to be giant, giant swaths of the public that will be unemployed and unemployable because it will be cheaper and easier to have robots do their jobs than people, and those newly unemployed folks won’t have the skills to…

*removes throttle return spring*

Can’t wait for the cars and coffee footage. It’ll be a right proper massacre.

COTD right here.