COTD right here.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

I suspect you pulled those facts out of your own”Oh! zone” hole.

Show me a lady that will blow you because you drive a manuel and I’ll show you a car guy dressed in drag.

It could start in any gear, but it would take forever to get up to speed. They only used gears 2-5 for the 200+mph runs, because first gear was ridiculously too much torque to control, and 6th was too fast of a gear.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

If you had called the police saying you had found the perp that stole your car and was beating the living crap out of him, they would send 5 patrol cars and an ambulance.

they hurt worse if your head hits them and they don’t break off

Safety in a collision, you say?

That’s a switch. Usually working on Audis gives people PTSD.

You’d be down to a single digit in no time.

Are you positive you got it?

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

“Is $10,000 normal these days for a first car?” - Yeah, same thought here. I’m in my mid-thirties and I have a hard time justifying anything more than $10k as a DD for myself, and I have a decent job too. 

The custom work out of necessity is truly stunning in Cuba.

Buy 4runner, borrow the Odyssey from the library.

Less stupid but still funny is the way the text on the video describes this [Nissan] truck as a “Toyota.”