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Yes.

The cop thinks he's a tough guy because he's a cop, but in reality he lacks the skills to manage a 12 year old girl. Bravo Officer Toughguy! Bra-fucking-vo.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

I vomited and shit my pants at the same time in 2nd grade, in the classroom, while we were playing Heads Up 7Up.

Best movie review ever. Madeleine I just want to read all your high movie reviews. IS THIS A SERIES? CAN IT BE? PLEASE? You could have Jezebel buy your weed. How awesome would that be?

idk; personally, i dont think the article was that well written.

This is a wonderfully written piece with a rather glaring error: you don’t owe your kids money, you owe it to the women who relied on their own income to clothe, house, and educate the children you love.

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

mom.. is that you?

Me, as a child-support paying divorced mom with 50/50 physical custody, who still buys school uniforms and new shoes and haircuts for my kids because my ex-husband won’t.

And “babe”! In that smarmy, “aren’t I charming?! Hear that?! It’s a BRITISH ACCENT!” kind of way. Where...how...did he amass this disturbing ego?!?!

I could forgive the initial James appeal. He lays it on thick before revealing a horribly, disgustingly, verbally abusive inner troll. But it seems she has doubled-down partially out of a “who else?” mentality. The girls all dislike her for some reason or other (although Scheana predictably seemed to turn a corner…

THANK YOU. James is unbearable. Worst of all might be how he calls EVERY female around him “sweetie” and “darlin’.” His deep-V tank tops, his Miami Vice blazers, his colossal bobble headed hairdo, his attempts at being “sober.” Everything about him makes my skin crawl.

I think she is really young and just allies with James bc they are close in age. Also, doesn’t everyone make REALLY (REALLY, REALLY) bad guy decisions in their early 20's? Asking for a friend.

Or nah.

He always seemed like a complete sociopath to me. And she’s not forgiven—water finds its level. But he’s the platonic ideal of the narcissist.

I know, for once it wasn’t, “I’m sorry if the article offended anyone.” They actually straight up apologized for it being a horrible article.

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

First openly lesbian mayor, Montrose pride parade, etc.