I sense no snark - Hubbert’s comment just reads as quintessenionally French intellectual and the humor lies in the chasm between the mindlessness of the question and her curt and clearly exasperated response - good for her - what kind of questions are these ???

Here’s my take. I don’t usually do this, but I’m wine drunk. Oh, shit, I also had a couple of vodka martinis, but that was hours ago. Anyway...

She frightens any creature with a scintilla of survival instinct. My reaction to Elle was “This woman lives in a den of vipers and she is the goddamn QUEEN.”

Have to agree with BlondeGoddess here. I’m really not sure how you can interpret this post to NOT have snark.

Really scraping the barrel to come up with this snark of the day, aren’t you. How dare she not want to drink and eat while in a cinema, that loathsome Frenchwoman. You missed mentioning that she never showers, like loathsome French people are wont to.

His comment on the age of the plane only reinforces my theory that he would have divorced Melania if he hadn’t of won the position of POTUS. Now he’s stuck with her for 4 more years.

Holtzclaw previously suggested to ABC that all the women he raped are just saying that for money.

Sending him positive vibes and wishing him well. I always thought he was allowing his mental illness to go untreated because he thinks it helps him to be more creative. I hope he gets the help he needs.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

Well well, Kanye and I have something in common. I’m also being admitted to hospital this afternoon for my own ‘health and safety’. I have a feeling he will be getting a nicer room and better food than me.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

Kanye has low-key over the years discussed legitimate mental health issues. I am not somebody who dismisses Kanye as ‘crazy’, but he’s been reasonably direct about it. For all his antics he is still a person, and I hope he’s ok.

Any “white” witch would tell that it’s bad form and dangerous to cast a love spell on someone as you’re talking away their free will. The ethical love spell is one that draws love to you and/or removes obstacles that may have been hindering your ability to find true love. So, yes you’re correct.

The production design is perfection. I really thought I was looking at an old 1960s/70s Hammer Horror film trailer.

Didn’t you hear? Peter Theil made ‘em do it.

Boy that went full Shyamalan at the very end.

“In an agreed statement of facts the defendant confessed he was not a collegiate swimmer and had never been deemed an Olympic prospect in any sport.”

You’re human garbage.

That’s adorable! Never seen a naked girl before, huh? You should try leaving Mom’s basement once in a while. There’s a whole world out there to explore.

Based on these standards, stealing nude photos of JLAW is 6x worse than raping a drunk girl behind a dumpster.