If my degree in History has taught me anything, it’s that I am gifted at picking fonts for resumes.

I have a Political Science Degree; I work in education and hospitality.

Perhaps you should make sure your hidden motor isn’t shorting to the frame then.

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

So the Galaxy won thanks to some deus ex maquina.

Ball don’t lie, the better amateur team won.

Your poison is legal now, (it is poison, just check), and our plant is not.

I disagree - he makes a good point.

Guys Ronaldo is right. Only teams with small mentality celebrate after a single game like they just won a championship.

This is still one of the funniest, but still terrifyingly uncomfortable, segments of TV I’ve ever seen:

Just like Cici’s refuses to separate their shit ass salad bar from the pizza buffet. Just because I want the ranch dressing doesn’t mean I want your old ass iceberg lettuce, Cici’s!

I want to hear y'all talk about this but only if you've finally bought real mics and it doesn't sound like you're talking into your computer through a piece of string

Bare leg? Why not flash him a winning smile?

Do you think the outcome of all this would have been the same if say, Macho Man Randy Savage was the one doing the fuckin?

How would you feel if Gawker put up a video of your wife fucking another man? Successful author, media figure...

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Up with Freedom of Speech laws! Down with libel and slander laws! No consequences! Hooray! Everyone go be assholes because you’re free to say whatever you want!

Nice try, Drew. Still not gonna listen to one of these.

I’d suck ten times as bad as Kevin Love if I was making $20M this year...

Anybody else think it was weird that GS just said “Fuck it, let’s just run a few plays with a 4 on 5 disadvantage while Bogut is writhing in pain”? I was really amazed when they started taking the ball up the court for a second time just before Kerr said “Fucking Christ guys. Do I have to be the one to call a time…