Well said. I think we are one my friend.

Agreed that this is exacerbated by alcohol, but I also think that as Americans (most reading Deadspin I assume) we don’t understand the lifestyle and traditions for lack of a better word of other countries. Russia has always been a brutish and violent society that often sees no problem with these attributes. Is the…

I prefer the portmanteau “moping”

Power-leveled cheatsauce would also have been acceptable.

Why call it “motorized doping” when you could use the much more accurate, much more straightforward, much less obfuscating “cheating?”

But it greatly improved my ability to karaoke.

Motorized doping? I don’t know what you are talking about. I bought it this way.

Wow, the drunks are out in force...*ducks flying chair*

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Leitch himself said that Deadspin wouldn’t exist without Simmons

Hasn’t he been punished enough?

I decided awhile back that if I’m ever a black drag queen (highly unlikely), my name is going to be Augusta National.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: the only man who had the speed, toughness, and backchecking ability to stop Michael Jordan was Dean Smith.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

I dunno homie. Giving a guy a lil nut drag and getting scroted for your trouble seems like a nasty exchange to me.

Nope. This one.

“journalist”

[Touches envelope to forehead]