I thought the Senate had two slimy motherfuckers per state whereas the Congress has a number of slimy motherfuckers relative to the population of dumbasses in their home state.

Did anyone else notice the Cavs making a point of being very physical with Curry (Shump was on him like stink on shit early in the 4th)? It kinda made Curry look like a delicate front-running rich kid, to me, especially with that “I don’t care, I’ve still got my <whatever> at home” look on his face afterwards. Klay…

Very rank indeed, the whole lot.

Let’s not forget the “burning fossil fuels for no damn good reason in a world with serious climate change issues” factor, eh?

But I’m sure alcohol sales are just A-O-K with everyone, right?

I’m sorry, you might want to look into the U.S. Congress and Senate.

Well said, I completely agree. I just mentioned this with respect to people talking about the Euros, which is damn near as good as the WC.

African Cup of Nations > COPA

Snoop, u high bud?

He should be careful, he might kill someone.

The money has stacked the deck in favor of the offense that is, itself, the 32 rich white assholes whose money comes from the destroying its largely black and underprivileged workforce. That makes it so hard to watch for me that I’m down to the SB and even that makes me queasy.

You mean 1860's, right?

“That’s what you peasants think.” — Peter Thiel

Only Peter Thiel can stop this gloriousness.

Now I know why I came to this comment section.

Shit, I’d’ve given her two years just for the goddamn screaming. And, yeah, I’m not a racist so fuck Serena and her goddamn screaming, too.

Please, I’m still getting over the bad news that Goodell is still alive.

BOMANI FUCKING JONES is the voice of truth. I’m sure his tenure at ESPN is ticking down to departure even as I write this.

I’m not bitter in the least; I’m the happiest person you could ever meet, but I am driven, very, very driven.

Fun is overrated for people who have shit to do, but I guarantee you that I laugh 10x more than 99% of the people here in America.