I’m sorry, you might want to look into the U.S. Congress and Senate.

Well said, I completely agree. I just mentioned this with respect to people talking about the Euros, which is damn near as good as the WC.

African Cup of Nations > COPA

Snoop, u high bud?

He should be careful, he might kill someone.

The money has stacked the deck in favor of the offense that is, itself, the 32 rich white assholes whose money comes from the destroying its largely black and underprivileged workforce. That makes it so hard to watch for me that I’m down to the SB and even that makes me queasy.

You mean 1860's, right?

“That’s what you peasants think.” — Peter Thiel

Only Peter Thiel can stop this gloriousness.

Now I know why I came to this comment section.

Shit, I’d’ve given her two years just for the goddamn screaming. And, yeah, I’m not a racist so fuck Serena and her goddamn screaming, too.

Please, I’m still getting over the bad news that Goodell is still alive.

BOMANI FUCKING JONES is the voice of truth. I’m sure his tenure at ESPN is ticking down to departure even as I write this.

I’m not bitter in the least; I’m the happiest person you could ever meet, but I am driven, very, very driven.

Fun is overrated for people who have shit to do, but I guarantee you that I laugh 10x more than 99% of the people here in America.

I prefer “Pack in, pack out” to “Leave no trace” with the added notion that if you can pack out more than you pack in then you’ve improved the Earth. That said, you make an excellent point about being heads-up about how protecting the ever-scarcer wildlife is better than simply leaving no trace.

There’s an idea that parallel universes exist simultaneously

plans to deport the Browns to Mexico

How dare that motherfucker give us news that tremendously hopeful only to turn out to be the same lying bullshit the NFL always spews. That’s no rapscallion, my friends, that’s a villain!

You got it. Exactly how many other daughters were around?