I’m just happy they didn’t consult Cristiano Ronaldo on the crotch muscles.

Because our system of law was founded by a bunch of hypocrite (“All men are created equal”, see Tosh’s bit) slavers, then hardened by their lawyer progeny to protect the rich from having to abide by any of the laws whatsoever. Or responsibility via the LLC.

Wow, Tom Brady has an eclectic circle of friends.

Only the good die young. Godspeed young soldier!

Not if you’re Stevie Wonder.

Junior Seau — ZERO documented concussions.

I mean, football is never going to be totally in any way safe, ...

I didn’t know he’s been hanging out with Cosby.

The game however, is quite literally killing players.

but man, when Blackistone writes, he writes.

Or that tall guy in the bathroom who shouldn’t have been peeking at all.

I hope you don’t make coffee-scented ping-pong balls with a European target demo.

It takes time for someone’s silence to be bought.

I know it’s counter-intuitive, but it is way more powerful and amazing to take ginger juice that has been first peeled, then grated and finally squeezed thru a cheesecloth to produce the raw, enzyme-laden stuff. I know it sounds like it would simply add further hurt to an already fucked stomach, but the exact opposite…

from said Wikipedia article:

From one guy’s TED talk, whose five minuteish talk had two points:

With side of nut sack sandwich.

All I see are steaming piles of takes. Here’s another!

I think he’s waiting for someone to call his comments gay. Anyone?

Unless it’s something that’s literally gay.