Lame is a perfectly apt synonym that also happens to rhyme

Yes, young sir! Absolutely. Beautifully put.

Yes, sir, thank you. Only the water of love/positivity can extinguish the fire of hatred/negativity. Of course, there are people who will only kill you if you turn the other cheek or love them in return, so that’s where we must love the innocent enough to destroy the unrepentant oppressors (e.g. WWII). And there is no…

euphemism for “big, swingin’ cock.”

If only they were beat by a team with a pole vault pole.

Honest question: doesn’t that give them the potential for an advantage by extending the reach of the giving runner and the amount that can be grabbed by the receiving runner? (And, no, I have no idea what the technical terms are for track members.)

We definitely used a dildo a couple of times

What. The. Fucking. Fuck?

If I was the announcer, I would’ve laughed every time I had to say “Mao Biao”, regardless of what he did.

If his dad’s mess had been on his hands, he wouldn’t have had that mess on his hands.

No, somewhere there is probably a team doing all those things on the private plane, within budget and after a winning season.

I can’t gopher that, no, no can do.

Well, at least that dog’s wearing pants on that furniture.

Trousers are WAAY more important.

Counter-point: a ridiculous reply to a ridiculous take is just double the ridiculousness.

Depends on your neighbors. Do you know why my parents had a rat problem (other than the bad karma of writing a check to the Catholic Church every week)?

+1 only dog with a clean asshole

For those poor souls who don’t know, you must see the Let’s Enhance supercut.

Not if you had my neighbors.

Normtardation is communicable and the infection rate is apparently well over 99%, each culture having its own specific varieties. At least dog-kissers don’t have ISIS-level cultural norms as their basis.