Can I shit in your yard, though?

Thanks, Sean (unless I’m missing some sarcasm), but all the world really needs is love, first individually, then organizationally, and that means the world needs you, too!

This sentence is true because I said it’s true!

I do NOT want to know how they check to make sure they’re all BI — my high school hernia exams were bad enough.

Happy ending?

the world is ever-decreasing in misery and destruction

I once had rabbit at an awesome French restaurant and hiked parts of the Appalacian trail in a rabbit hat. I’m very pro-rabbit!

But how will you get around, DogRidingRodeoMonkey?

I’m the executor of my parents’ estate

Love I have seen in act and sacrifice.

Sometimes, against their better judgement, people make the right call.

As an East End Boy, I cannot agree with your post.

Just because everyone in your culture does it doesn’t mean it’s not totally fucking CRAY-ZEE.

Well, how the article has been received is certainly not proof of mass insanity; that is certainly not the issue.

I grew up and realized they were more of a pain in the ass than they were worth.

gave the damn thing mouth-to-mouth

end of hot takes?

terrifying bowels

When human beings learn to care for all the other human beings on the planet like they treat their pets, this world will become a far better place. Also, the artificial sense of serenity a pet gives will be replaced by the true happiness that comes from helping another human being. The real bonanza comes when the…

It was a faithful companion because you fed it. Dogs have no human attributes besides those we falsly project upon them.