Can’t they just fill the childless void in their lives with cats, like a normal eccentric? C’mon millennials, do you even know how to spinster,
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It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.
They are probably all growing their own avocado trees so they can disrupt the avocado toast industry and crash the one growth area they created, devious little fuckers.
That bitch can sit in on any freshman seminar with me in late September, and watch students who’ve been assaulted practically whither away in front of everyone.
Rich people standing up for rich people doesn’t mean shit to me.
He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…
As a Houstonian, I’ll tell you the Houston Food Bank is amazing. Volunteered there today. Another great place to give your money to is the Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund created by our mayor and run by the Greater Houston Community Foundation https://ghcf.org/hurricane-relief/
My friend and I were the only girls in a 16 team fantasy football league for several years. It was co-workers and their friends. Serious fucking business, I bought magazines, did research. We made the playoffs every year and won the super bowl once (around $1200 prize). Our team name: Tampon Bay Buccaneers. Our motto:…
For you non-sportsball people: JJ Watt is just a generally awesome guy. He’s one of the best defensive players in the entire league, but he seems to spend almost a full-time job’s worth of time volunteering for various hospitals and charities and managing his foundation.
For those prepared to take on the heavy burden of being Taylor Swift’s BFF, prepare for your wedding to sound like this: “BOOOO NOOOO TAYLORRR NOOOO.” Yesterday Taylor Swift served as a bridesmaid to her lifelong BFF Abigail Anderson, and TMZ camped out outside to get video of fans yelling at her as guards hid her…
A trilogy I read a couple of months ago that has stuck with me is C.S. Friedman’s Coldfire Trilogy.
Brandon Sanderson is one of my current favorite authors. His Mistborn series is very good (2 trilogies), but I like his Stormlight series best - anxiously awaiting the 3rd book coming out in November.
When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…
None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?
“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity. Lakewood will be a value to the community in the aftermath of this storm in helping our fellow citizens rebuild their lives.”
Likewise, I’m 6'0, and get asked about the weather “up there,” and called Sasquatch, etc.
Bless my mother for establishing this blanket rule:
“If a teacher/coach asks you to do something you’re not comfortable with, don’t do it and I will 100% back you up if you get in trouble.”
I used it once when my swim coach tried to punish me via embarrassment by making me jog around all 6 little league fields barefoot…