And if you support “stop and frisk” policies that disproportionately affect minorities and people of color, while claiming that your children will grow up watching racist Fox News, super racist fratdouche Jesse Watters, and UBER racist shrieking harridan Ann Coulter?

Fucking white people.

Former military officer here... I hate the stupid anthem/flag waiving/We support the troops idiocy. It’s the lowest, easiest, and most obnoxious form of “patriotism”. Standing for 2 minutes before a sporting event doesn’t make you a patriot or ‘Murican. Trying to get real justice and equality for all this country’s…

This! Mr. Claws and I owe taxes every year. Federal and state. It’s usually under $1000, and yeah it sucks having to come up with a large, unknown amount of money on kinda short notice, but we do it. We write the checks and move on. Because it’s our fair share and we get so much in return. I get insurance from the…

I accomplished my goal of getting semi drunk on homemade bellinis and singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” loud enough to annoy the neighbors.

There was a baby born during the totality here in KC. She’s cute as hell but no one’s announced her name yet. I am dumbly hoping for Luna Lovegood.

i love this. i love when people (celebs or normal) let down their guards and just geek out about stuff like this. because it IS cool. it was a fun day, and i’m glad SJP had a fuckin blast.

You know who I worry about being normalized or in public bathrooms? Any Republican that leads a Family Values or Anti-Child Exploitation council.

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

By far the most important thing to know about Hogg is that he named his daughter “Ima.” I’m serious.

To the Snopesmobile!

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Thanks for explaining a little how the racism is here. While I was so happy there were tons of anti protesters out to show the “Free Speech”crowd they were out numbered, I know more than a few people who say all manner of racist stuff to me but think they aren’t being racist at all.

Her twitter is as badass as she is. She kicks his ass with her legendary go-go boots!

it sounds very woo-woo, i know... but i had a ‘soul cat’ who died in early 2016. (because of course, because it was 2016, because everything was terrible.) last month we found another cat — literally found, as a feral six-month-old kitten — and i swear... i don’t believe in reincarnation, and even if i did, it’s not…

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

Hopefully this asshole