thanks but nothing sounds as good as that sandwich

The sandwiches at Melt are huge. You can get a half-sandwich (enough for a full meal) for anywhere from $7-$11, whole sandwiches (enough for 2-3 meals) run $10-$15. The Parmageddon is $8.50 for the half, and $11.50 for the whole. It’s giant—and that doesn’t even consider the fries and pickle that come with each…

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

With everything going on in the world right now, the disappointment of no cheese is adding insult to injury. I imagine a world where cheese is fully available to everyone. This is the platform I’m running on. “A chicken in every oven, a fondue in every pot.” #ck2020

Yeah, he got booed at his own polling place on election day...

I was at a charity committee meeting for a local domestic violence shelter when the news came in. We had a lot of fun quoting our favorite lines of hers from the trial!

He watched it with Melania, too! Who the fuck does that? “Hey, a sex tape of our family friend’s daughter came out. Want to nuke a couple TV dinners and have a night in?”

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

That was my favorite part. Will the cats be watching, or is there a missing piece of this where the woman will come live with him and his cats in 100% pure, 100% lethal bliss after the deed?

Have a local friend who went to DC and was drug out from McConnell’s office and arrested for protesting with ADAPT. Amazing, inspiring person. Hero is very very applicable.

(what police reference? it was just synchronicity. 😏)

Agreed. Camilla will 100% be Queen, assuming that Charles does eventually inherit the crown while she’s still alive/married to him. Kate will also be Queen. Howee

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

The coolest title ever is Duke of Earl. That’s some high class shit.

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It is a fist-pumping “you go girl” thing of beauty. Shout-out to author Sylvia Obell, and for anyone who missed it: