“In response to Trump’s remark, Chelsea Clinton went high”

At this point I’ve done everything I can, which started by not voting for the scumsucker, and all I can do now is keep on with my puny efforts and laugh when I can.

I think it’s the same impulse that leads women whose marriages are hanging on by a thread and whose finances are one bounced check away from bankruptcy to audition for Real Housewives.

Some days, the universe gives you one, ya know? Just enjoy, everybody who isn’t Mooch.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

Well once he retired from his stint as the Dread Pirate Roberts he really didn’t have to work anymore.

Much like magnets, no one knows how they work...

Let’s have a look through the ol’ Eye of Power to see your fate.

I’m not sure that I haven’t

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is about a freak storm wrecking a ship and killing a bunch of working-class sailors. So, more like what the GOP was trying to do with healthcare.

In all seriousness, my husband and I are EMTs and we’ve stopped asking patients who the president is, because we live in rural Virginia and if the pt actually is lucid, it usually goes something like “Trump, a real American hero, not that N-word (or worse) who used to be in there/that traitorous woman who could have…

Here is a koala wiggling its ears:

Donald Trump is our president.

I keep feeling like Madeline Kahn in Clue

Your characterization of this as Trudeau “boasting” that he “wanted to beat the shite out of an indigenous person” is an extreme misrepresentation. First, it was a charity boxing match - no one was going to get hurt. Second, he described Brazeau as the perfect foil to the “rich, pretty boy, urban elite” image his…

With the Mooch ping-ponging off of every wall in DC like a crazy man, I am surprised that this guy hasn’t been brought in yet. There is time...... He would fit right in.

“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”

Ugh. I will never get the image of Stev Bannon attempting to suck his own cock out of my head. Probably happened here.

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”