In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

Let me get that plate tho.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.