This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

When a tweet comes out wrong

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

So the minimum wage staffer misheard or misspelled his name on a coffee cup and he cries discrimination even after they try to apologize? I have a name that can sound like other words and can’t keep track of the number of times I’ve seen bizarre spellings or other names/words used by mistake.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

You mean copying and pasting two tweets isn’t comprehensive journalism?

Piss beers in a pissing match? The jokes write themselves don’t they.

Some times that's just the Luka the draw.

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe!”

Splinter is the Fox News of progressivism, you have to remember. The connection to reality around here is tenuous at best. 

LOL. Yeah, I mean, who needs a SEVENTH FBI background check anyway? Give me a break, he doesn’t owe a damn thing.

Really? They own three branches of government and dominate state legislatures and governorships.  They are doing a heckuva job at “beating themselves.”

Sports officials, ranked. I’m not including pro wrestling, which would obviously be number 1.

I've seen that grip a whole lot of times, but never outside of incognito mode.

I really appreciate the post, Tom. It was concise and thoughtful. Much better than a lot of the basketball coverage on this site containing:

“As a Redskins fan” “sad times”

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Any thought to the idea that Gronk was trying to get suspended on purpose so he can fully enjoy Tilted Kilt’s “1/2 off Breasts and Wings” Sunday special next week?

Since you can spin around and around in it without making any progress, it’s the perfect commemorative item for the Marvin Lewis era.