Judge: “I sentence you to be coal-rolled at every stoplight for six months.”

Meanwhile McLaren has it’s cockpit settings displayed up on the Jumbo-Tron with the word “HELP” scrawled beneath.

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

I need this button in my car. Don’t care what it does. It can turn on rear defrost, or put the car in Ludicrous speed.

This is a good piece. A lot of people were head-scratching over the move, but the thinkers were pointing back to Lewis’ move to Mercedes. I hadn’t realized that Renault was pulling out of FE to focus on F1, and that plus the Red Bull engine switch means this is potentially very exciting for the Renault squad next…

It’s shocking how addicted to jalopnik some people are. I can easily go without using the internet until after I watch the race.

You don’t need spoilers? Then, do not open the internet... and close your zip.

As bad as it was, there have been much worse F1 cars. In fact, this thing was probably more competitive in its day than Williams are right now.

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

Alonso keeping Mclaren in the battle for 4th place, in the constuctor title race with 40 off mclaren 48 points and lead Vandornne 10 nil in qualfying magificent season by alonso.

I have never heard so much whining and generally dejected comments come out of someone over the age of 16. His team had to coddle him the whole way to get a drive back to second. I lost so much respect for Hamilton today. It’s not how you act when you are out front, it’s how you carry yourself when you are down that…

I would say this time his whining was justified. Team management blew the race when they didn’t have him come in to pit during the point when the virtual safety car was out. His own team managet admitted as much on race radio. 

Or if EA made cars, you would have to buy each as a DLC.

exactly this. And what are they going to do when the driver isn’t paying attention? Disengage the system? Of course not. It’s just going to beep louder. People are too fucking dumb, selfish, ignorant, or whatever for this technology.

What is autopilot for?

FCA clearly makes the Warthog.

I have a feeling if this were Tesla, the article would be a bit more like:

The doctor told me I have HR-V

“just unstoppable on a snowy road.”