Jost and Che are the best part about SNL and have been for the last few years

What do these sociopaths think will happen if society collapses? Yes, they’ll outlast most people, but they’ll still be faced with the reality that the world in which they built their fortune no longer exists. Their money won’t mean anything anymore. It won’t have any value. Food will eventually run out. They will…

Shit like this is what inspires people to build guillotines.

Che lost for the first time.

Yep, you typed the jokes from a YouTube video into text. Fulfilling job.

Look, I get wanting to build a fallout shelter. The very existence of nuclear weapons suggests at some point someone will use them. And things aren’t exactly copacetic between the two world’s largest nuclear superpowers either. And if you’re rich enough, why wouldn’t you build a bomb shelter than is nice enough to…

Yeah I didn’t want a live service, just a modern update to Factions, bummer that wasn’t their intention. Probably for the best to kill the live service project, but let’s not pretend Last of Us 3 was in danger of not happening because of a live service project, that series is a cash cow and they’re going to milk it…

Please let this be the harbinger of a sea change within the industry. The world needs fewer of these live service abominations - not more.

I can’t imagine my knees getting any better even as a zombie. My votes for slow shambling kind.

$150M is the initial estimate. There’s sure to be cost overruns.

Get Lockheed to build them a $150 million sink to they can run it under warm water. 

The interaction with the asteroid caused TAGSAM to become sentient and it is now desperately trying to protect humanity from what it collected.

“Our advertisers threatened to back out, so...”

...it should be possible for them to create the base game and set a roadmap...

There is something incredibly ironic about getting negative feedback on your internal review from Bungie, a studio that is apparently struggling to stay above water.

Good. One less live service money pit to watch die a slow death. I’m glad that they could acknowledge that this was going to hurt their bread and butter single player games and made the right call.

IF you have to talk to a robot, it’s fun to talk to a robot mimicking a famous voice.  GPS/nav systems have been using famous voices for years and years now.  You can get Darth Vader to tell you where to go while you drive, and it was a popular feature.

Why would it take 4.5 years to get to this point in the process?

Exactly.  This is peak capitalism (and that’s not a compliment).

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