Y'all gon get held back a grade 

First we can’t cook Steam Decks, and now we can’t sniff them? Whats next? No more sleeping with them? Where will it end?!

Eh, live a little. You already consume 40-50,000 particles of microplastics per year. Might as well snort some of them.

When we were kids sitting in the back of the car on the way home from GameStop, my brother would read the manual, and I would smell the case. Then we would trade. Now that I think about it that explains a lot about me. 

You have no power here Valve! It’s literally the first thing I* do with new electronics. Used to do it with instruction manuals as far back as the NES era, but those are long gone, so now I just sniff the cases. Relish snorting up all those delicious fumes from cases, controllers, and consoles. Cause I need to get my…

But it smells so good....

Guess you could say the folks dense enough to buy this thing were only born... The day before.

I’d be hesitant to back anything coming out of Russia, how was this a surprise?

Ah, they are in Russia. No chance of a lawsuit. They are free do do as they want without a chance of being held responsible. 

Great. Tim Sweeney is going to be even more insufferable now.

I think we’ve had like 205 Woodstocks at this point, each more commercialized and deadlier than the last.

the thing I think they needed to do was pivot to a pax style event. E3 as a trade show doesn’t make sense in the modern era as most of what is on display is software that can be shown off just as well as if not better online. Not to mention CES is just a better time in the year to do a hardware reveal given the…

Remember when people ran out and bought copies of Hatred as a protest against people attacking free speech because Hatred was a garbage premise? Then when the terrible reviews rolled in for it being an unfinished buggy mess across the board, they then ran to Steam to flood it with positive reviews to spite the critics?

The day before launch: It’s not a scam! We haven’t sold anything!

I gave it a week but it was less than that which is wild.

I saw this like fifteen minutes ago, they shut this game down in record time, faster then any of their previous games, fucking hilarious. The amount of defenders for this game I’m seeing is alarming though, I get people are trying to justify their purchase but god damn, the copium levels are off the charts. “It’ll get…

Gee, dealers can’t sell cars at current prices? Maybe they should try, I dunno, selling them for lower prices? Just thinking out loud here.

How strange that it’s hard to move $80k Chevy Tahoes.