I never played wedding as a kid. It was either Star Wars or vampire with my Barbies.

I don’t think at this age they understand how permanent death is. They probably think you go to heaven and ride unicorns and eat candy all day. Also: I’m never having kids.

Let love Lovitz Rule

Same thing happened when I was in high school. A classmate complained, and the school’s reaction was so aggressive and protective of its own interests that the student then recanted. She saw that the school wasn’t going to support her, so she clammed up was taken out of the predatory teacher’s class. Then the teacher…

Don’t worry, there is hope. My friend found a vintage cocktail dress that happened to be off white and frilly for $50. Then she told the store owner it was going to be for her wedding. The next day it was $250 and had been “mislabeled”. She got it anyway, but, yeah, people are assholes about weddings.

I can't even be mad at autocorrect for that one.

I know it’s a typo, but I’m laughing and imagining a shop of clothes specifically for people to be buried in.

I’m not disagreeing with your sentiment but when I went whale watching I couldn’t stop vomiting cause I’m a useless landlocked baby.

If you want your children to see these things, here’s a novel idea- take them whale watching! Let them see orcas in their natural habitat! Not in what amounts to a fish bowl for unhappy cetaceans. The whales deserve better, and if you really want your children to learn about orcas, the kids deserve better too.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

Fun fact: I've never actually witnessed a seizure. I've had them, but I've not seen them. I'd probably freak out if I was watching. :P

Oh, I totally get you. I had a very disabling back injury last year, and getting around to my appointments was horrible. There was no way I could stand on a bus or subway, but I was so afraid of taking up a priority seat because I didn’t look disabled. I started using a cane to help support me when I had spasms, and…

Earlier today I was at a local car dealership to schedule some work for my car. I saw a dog in the showroom. I was about to ask the owner if I could pat it, when I saw it was wearing a “service dog” vest. So I ignored it and went on with my business. I love dogs, and I would have loved to interacted with it, but it…

I have a seizure alert dog, and 90% when off duty she just seems like a normal pretty well behaved dog, that is when not in her vest because she knows she’s off duty and doesn’t have to perfectly mind her manners. Put on the vest and she knows she’s working. Her personality totally changes, she’ll always alert me that…

Their little vests, right?!!

Holy shit what an asshole

He got the fuck out of there. Like that simpsons gif where abe walks into the brothel. YOU KNOW THE ONNNNE.

To be useless elsewhere.

Actually being epileptic myself, they can happen that easily.

I hope that woman is alright. You don’t have seizure like that that easily....