A great deal of this inertia strikes me as laziness on the part of the fashion houses.

Nonsense, stuff like this happens all over SoCal!

I think getting pinched by it is a rite of passage. Probably the reason you don’t see them around anymore. That, and gravity hurts, too.

lol silly, I don’t sleep.

Colbert is doing a WONDERFUL job and they need to put him on Hulu and stop trying to make a $7.99 CBS app happen. It's the fetch of 2015 and NOONE IS GOING TO PAY THAT monthly for CBS.

I couldn’t agree more about New Girl. I’ve always been of the mind that getting characters together ruins a show (Bones, Gilmore Girls, Scandal, etc.) but in this case, I need Jess and Nick as a couple for the whole show to work.

I love you!

No worries. First, he’s not my father in any way shape or form.

I’m guessing the kids were charged with contempt, which is essentially disobeying what the Court told them to do, and the Court told them to visit dad and they refused. Being found in contempt of court can get you fines or jail time (or both) in America. I have heard plenty attorneys and Guardian ad Litem’s threaten…

This reminds me of when I was 12 and the guy my mother married when I was 6 legally adopted me. The judge said he wanted to speak privately with me in chambers and he asked “Do you want this man to be your father?” I immediately replied “No!” (Because he had been giving me naked massages with a vibrator and insisting…

Yeah. And the kids still aren’t with their mom - I’m pretty sure they haven’t been allowed to see her for months. According to papers her lawyers have filed their grades are tanking while with the dad, and they still just want to go home. Their dad’s lawyer even filed paperwork requesting that they send the oldest kid…

I am not trying to start a shit show - this judge’s behavior is NOT ok - but if the mother is truly on her 15th or 16th attorney, she is also not ok and it is therefore, to me, completely believable that she practiced some sort of parental alienation with those kids.

That’s immediately what I thought of as well. And then I immediately wished that she doesn’t have any close friends or family. Because she seems terrible and should be alone at Christmas.

I would normally star you, but stars aren’t working for me right now. There seems to be a weird, borked Kinja update rolling out.

so did she have a child who refused to see her in the past? because I literally cannot think of any reason why someone would say such vitriolic things and come off as incredibly biased and willing to do anything to get the outcome she wants.

That was horrifying.

Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.

These sub(gawker)lifehacker pages are strange in their categorical relationship to the mother page sometimes.

Look at most of the stuff on deadspin not being sports. Hell, that “ADEQUATE MAN” was reviewing non-sport video games a few months ago, or raging about department store catalogs.

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.