Someone got this for my husband and I. We didn’t register for it, but we had a “subtle” Star Wars Wedding and everyone knows we’re big nerds.

I’d watch that movie.

I’m so sorry you went through that. These kids were given a choice, go to your father or go to jail and they picked jail.

You’ve probably attended had a Star Wars wedding.

I love this. Tandy will want to reclaim his name immediately and Carol will tell him it’s in bad taste, and that he needs to wait to give everyone an appropriate amount of time to grieve before asking to be called Phil again.

I’m relieved that he gets to die surrounded by his family, instead of alone in his truck en route to Canada.

If your family is anything like mine I’m gonna guess yours is at the bottom of a koi pond.

I was so happy to get my Furby. My mom went the extra mile and also got the clear plastic Furby backpack so I could take her everywhere.

My grandmother was notorious for using milk up to a month after the expiration date. She asked me once if I wanted scrambled eggs, and I said yes and I watched as she proceeded to add spoiled, chunky (and I swear green) milk to the eggs as she cooked them. When I protested that the milk had gone bad, and I could not…

Michael Puglas (Michael Douglas)

If I buy both of them, my husband won’t have a place to sleep.

Came here to say this. One of my favorite scenes in the first book is Katniss and Peeta watching Haymitch’s year, and trying not to get caught.

Let Gail have enough tequila and she’ll give it a shot. (Boom. Tandy worthy pun right there.)

Do you think Phil’s sudden illness is appendicitis or a new strain of the virus?

A coworkers ex-husband passed away unexpectedly and she had to travel out of state with her young adult children to pull the plug. As she is legally divorced from him, and he had no will it was left to her eldest daughter to make the decision not just to unplug him, but what to do with his body. The paperwork to make…

This is my favorite one so far

Was it noted that she had had a hysterectomy? Or did you guys have to deduce that for yourselves?

Double yikes. I hope every other aspect of your life is incredibly awesome to balance this out. If not, I hope it will be in the future.

YIKES. Is your boss the CEO/President so he gets to dictate time off? Or is the 3 sick days dictated by corporate?

Same when I worked retail - but the company I worked counted time off as “points” and you couldn’t exceed a certain number of points a year (I think it was 5?) So taking a personal day counted as 1 point, for 1 day. Taking a sick day counted as 1 point, but covered 3 days so you actually had time to recover. (Many of…