Hey Drew, this is how the handcrafted apple ginger mix should be made to be worth 20 bucks.

If you tuck your sunglasses into the back of your shirt collar, you reduce the dropping risk by 90% while only increasing the douche factor by 20%. Game changer.

Sounds legit

Car mustaches.

“Mexican-market specials” are insane. Two years ago you could walk into a VW dealer and buy a Jetta IV, V or VI, all with different names.

I guess I’m gonna have to build a racetrack in Baja, Mexico and host all races there. Your dirty and evil track cars will be welcome (for a small fee).

Mercedes Benz + Pickup? Latin drug dealers will love it.

Typical issue with rally racing in Argentina and some other latin countries, crowds love getting too close to the track. For some reason they also like getting on the outside of corners. I see it constantly in the WRC stage in León, Mexico every single year.

Yeah, it was all over the news in Mexico. The owner is some rich guy from the food industry with big government contracts, who is an Italian car and avoiding taxes lover. The plates are registered in Mexico as a company owned 2003 VW Golf, but are used on that Ferrari 458 in Europe to avoid paying taxes both in Mexico…

And sometimes you are in Paris and see a 458 with Mexico City license plates, which is the exact opposite of the vanity plate concept (humble plate?).

A stretch limo. Think of how insane and difficult every single day would become.

Brake guards have been mandatory in MotoGP since 2011 so yeah HRC, whatever you say.

I live in Mexico City and I estimate my life expectancy is being reduced 10 months each day, I think Musk was underestimating.

There’s no way of disliking the Jeep Wrangler. You can criticize its build quality, but no one can dislike it as a concept. It’s just too much fun.

I’m the Marketing Manager for the third largest motorcycle manufacturer in Mexico. If you want any info from the other side of the border (where more bikes are sold than in the US, and unlike the US, most of them for are for commuting), hit me up.

I had a 1991 300ZX with 24k original miles. Sold it 5 years ago because it constantly gave me trouble (nothing major, but it felt like something broke at least once per month) and now regret it every single day.

Great for fighting the 4x4 Horsemen of Apocalypse

That’s why I keep a laser pointer in my car, it gets the attention of annoying drivers (by being even more annoying than them).

This one actually happened to one of my best friends but I need to share it (and he’s not a Jalopnik reader so he will never know):