There was never any public evidence that he was much of anything, drunk/high or sober. He was always just a guy who showed up in a hat, sunglasses, necklaces and a goatee and tried to look enigmatic. Even his acting is like a thin layer of eccentric varnish, with nothing below the surface.

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

My rules are as follows:

My border terrier hops up into my lap, lies herself back into the crook of my arm, and gets tickled and stroked. I never try to enclose her, she always has an out if she has enough of it.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

When I was in junior high Robert Clary, an actor (Hogan’s Heros) and a French survivor of the Holocaust came to speak. A couple of kids thought it would be funny to draw on mustaches. Robert, who could see them clearly from the small stage said nothing, didn’t call it to the attention of the teachers or principal who,…

Helicopter parents that never allowed her to walk in a forest, or to travel where she could be kidnapped by pirates. Also she hasn't time traveled to the main age of piracy.

Haven’t read the article yet. I’m grumpy. Hate Xmas,. But in response to the headline: until modern society stops tolerating mass shootings pretty much everyday, including the slaughter of 6 yr old kids at school, modern society has no right to be shocked by anything. Fuck Xmas and fuck America.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

What would have a better effect on the kid: buying all the pies and being an asshole; or buy 1 pie FOR the kid, and handing it to him with some advice on being patient.