Better than The Gigli, I suppose.

I liked the sparsity of detail, but even as a child watching it I remember asking, “I know they have heat sensors in the guns to keep from shooting guests, but what about the swords in the other two parks?” And later as an adult, I thought, “Well, the whole No Fluids for the Robots thing is gonna make their sex models…

Does this mean CSI Cyber lied to us?

“Thoughtful”?

I don’t know. Apart from the feeling that it’s gonna end up like The Twilight Zone episode “ A Nice Place to Visit” (where a crook dies, gets everything he could want and wins every game, until he gets bored and realises he’s not in Heaven after all...) I’m wondering how much mileage you can get from the overall…

I think Jonah Hill’s an asshole, and if I never saw him in anything ever again, I wouldn’t feel any appreciable loss. On the other hand, I know that if the same joke had been told to someone I really like, like Melissa McCarthy or Leslie Jones, I’d be outraged.

Xenu gonna be shitting himself, losing all that sweet Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise money.

So you wrote this whole article, whose title leads us to speculate on why Julia is reacting in such a bitchy fashion to Kate’s win, in order to stoke up some resentment towards her among your readers, and then later on you basically finish up with, “She was probably just disappointed that her costar didn’t win. Oh,…

Have Disney had similar issues with costumes for movies like Mulan or Pocahontas?

Poison? I want the one that’s painless and tastes like bbq ribs.

Bendry?

“I want to spit once on your head. Just some spittle on your face.”

What a convoluted, ramshackle attempt at justification. Is Scott Derrickson a director or an improv artist?

“Starships do not make Star Trek. Hope makes Star Trek.”

Fox Memo on their Superhero Movies: “If it’s joyous, it’s unnecessary.”

I’m envious that I won’t be able to sneak out from work and go see it; it’d be the first Batman movie I’m looking forward to seeing in 20+ years.

Okay, so it’s inevitable that it’ll have the Cloverfield taint to it, but still, that music remains awesome!

I think the main thing we learned is that people don’t like to see their heroes deconstructed. [laughs] I think that’s hard because it’s people we’ve grown up with and that we care about. They like seeing them in all their glory.” -Deborah Snyder

Yet another example of someone who thought anyone can do comedy.