I heard that one time Rob Liefeld was so excited over getting a Limited Edition Madripoor Wolverine action figure, that he accidentally drew a woman in realistic proportions.

Maybe he thought it was meant to be Reb Brown with his transparent frisbee shield?

My wife and I have a special code in case one of us passes on and tries to contact the survivor via a medium:

Watched the pilot, and enjoyed it, though the changes they made to the Tick costume are a bit off-putting and, frankly, smack of “change for change’s sake”. Serafinowicz is a fine successor to Warburton, as is Newman as Arthur, and Haley’s short stint as the Terror is scene-grabbing. The short running time and low…

In the good old days, you could forgive a movie its script flaws, if it delivered spectacle you couldn’t see anywhere else. That is no longer the case; every blockbuster movie nowadays is all CGI, all world destruction. And all crappy scripts, because the spectacle, the trailer fodder, is all that matters nowadays.

THE BRIGHT KNIGHT RETURNS!

So what did people think of the other Suicide Squad movie, Batman: Assault on Arkham?

The first appearances of the Enchantress were suitably creepy and weird. But when she was teamed up with her brother and started bobbing and weaving around like she was dancing and saying “You haven’t got the balls for it” like you’d expect from a 6000 year old sorceress...

This, plus the Enchantress bobbing and weaving all over the place like some bad performance artist or an overage hipster bopping at a dance club.

“...And I shall call it... FRANKENPUSSY!”

As the Vulcans say, “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. And Fuck the Haters.”

At this stage, I’m in a “wait and see” mode. We hear so many rumours all the time that never come to fruition.

This makes me smile. Which might not be much to the world, but was more than welcome to me after this day...

What kind of prick eats KFC with a knife and fork? Trump, I already hate you for many other reasons, you don’t have to gild the fucking lily...

Typical. I’m always too early for everything.

Based on this and other reviews, it sounds like the definitive Suicide Squad movie remains Batman: Assault on Arkham. What do other folk think?

But with less cool.

I know there won’t be any Batmanuel in this one.

Why are the X-Men titles faltering?

I might keep a copy of it on the shelf in the bathroom, in case I run out of regular toilet paper.