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I haven’t broken quarantine, but the missus has been really into me this last two months. It has been the most glorious run of my adult life (married or single). Maybe she’s bored? I’m not over analysing or looking for an explanation.

“A friend or a family member?”

Mine had the gall to complain that I never get enough lunch supplies. We use a digital shopping list he has access to, he just expects me to plan every single meal instead of just dinner, in addition to long-ass shopping trips to buy 2 weeks worth of food at a time, and meal planning to use up perishables first, and

It always makes me think of the “family vacation” where it’s just expected that when they arrive at the lakeside cabin or summer rental the mom is going to make all the beds, do the laundry, cook the meals, etc., while supervising all the packing and transport, then reversing the process and catching up the entire

My partner and I are both working from home; I tend to have deadlines and a busy schedule M-Th, he doesn’t. I do all the grocery shopping and cooking, laundry, vacuuming, general tidying, and the litter boxes; he does the dishes, cleans the bathroom every few weeks, and feeds the animals about 2/3 of the time. I am

Not shocked at all by this news. But! I was shocked when Governor Newsom made a point of talking about how women are the ones taking on the bulk of the responsibility for taking care of the household, educating the children and providing child care while also maintaining their job responsibilities. I was not expecting

Honestly, Biden having less of a platform is probably the best possible scenario for the king of gaffes. 

Can confirm. Back in my other life all those years ago, I was a radiology student (early 70s and I went to see this movie during that time) and the first thing I saw on my first clinical rotation was a direct carotid stick. And then there was the pneumoencephalogram that Regan had......the first time I observed one of

That’s not Satan, it’s a demon named Pazuzu. Father Merrick unearths an ancient statue of him on a dig in Iraq. This actually leads to some interesting speculation about how old the demon is and if he’s related to the Christian/Catholic heaven and hell dichotomy at all.

Biden has however, demonstrated you don’t search the Deleware Archive for this kind of complaint. You search the National Archives.

Her numbers are staggering - hopefully exaggerated - but what’s wrong with wanting to paid? I want to be paid for my work too. It’s not like she’s withholding lifesaving medicine from the poor. It’s art, and even though I find it cute-but-not-amazing, why shouldn’t artists wish to be paid?

Oh word? Welcome to the late 20th century, girl. Anyone doing any kind of art-related job has been on the ropes since the mass availability of photo-editing and desktop-publishing software. Why pay an actual professional a couple hundred bucks for a logo when your nephew “can do one on his computer thing”? Why pay for

Of course she wants people to pay for her work. I know on Jez snarks got to snark but y’all have some odd things to be snarky about. 

Sure do. These people are not only fine with mass deaths, at this point they’re lining up at the knife-sharpening machine. They really think a “few” deaths of “those” (never them, never their family) people is all that it’ll take for this virus to magically vanish and everything go back to normal. 

Oscar Goodman was born in Philadelphia. But after graduating from the University of Pennsylvania Law School, he ventured west to Sin City, where he became a high-profile lawyer representing the mob.

She called Poison Control so many times when I was little I think it was a reflex action, even after all those years. My nickname was "The Epicac Kid." 

Went to their IG page.

My god, I have not wanted to bite a butt this bad since the George Michael “Faith” video (Yeah, I knew he was gay at the time, but that ass in those Levi’s!).

My grandson assured me that he could put the cake pans in the oven. I said, “Let me help you.”

Three things to know. One, my husband, like many men, is convinced that recipes are merely suggestions. Two, he’s seriously into making pizza. Three, he’s also cheap AF. A couple of years ago he tried copying all the big chain pizza restaurants’ recipes. The one pertinent to this story is Pizza Hut’s pan pizza. We