On the contrary, it’s a good joke because Giuliani has infamously dressed in drag for reasons of dubious merit. See the picture posted above. The joke is a call-out, not a put down.

I was hoping she was the whistleblower.

Giuliani’s looking better than I would have thought, given his age.

Ugh, tears. I didn’t realize how seminal she and her music were for me until a few years ago when it hit me that I would never experience that hair-rising chill when hearing her voice in a new song. We really take artists for granted. Celebrities... on the other hand... pffft.

At about 3 weeks pregnant (I always knew very early), I had horrendous abdominal pain. I couldn’t even stand. I was in bed, sweating, and couldn’t move. When I was sent to a (Catholic) hospital, the nurse who did my intake asked me basic questions: name, age, previous pregnancies, religion... when I mentioned I’m…

Also, "boss lady." The worst 😁

I do remember colorful Nalgene water bottles all over though. 

I haaaaaate the over saturation of the word ‘badass’, especially in white feminist circles. It’s just so embarrassing at this point. And yes, it’s as terrible as ‘bad boy’ for literally any profession.

When my brother moved in with his now wife, he noticed that she does this when she’s falling asleep. After their first son was born, he noticed that their toddler does that too.

Gen X erasure is real.

Why did the 90's not get an illustration? Are we just expected to go look up YouTube videos of Lisa Loeb and mentally place them in the article?

But are they even real?

I discovered a few years ago, that if I rub the front of my right foot to the ankle of my left foot, that I will fall asleep effortlessly and almost immediately. I have no idea how that works, other than the placebo effect, but it has been a life saver for me.

Word. 

Btw, in no way did I post this to be all like, “hey, look at me I’m quirky!” We’re all fucking weird and this has been my favorite Jezebel post ever (and I’ve been reading for ten years.)

I did partnered poses in some of my classes but I’m very small so I usually ended up disappointing my partner (I couldn’t really help them as much because I had trouble holding them up for stretch poses and counter weight poses and such) so I’d end up tapping out for them.

This is also why we wear clean undies.  

the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

Whenever I live with other people and have to eat while stressed tf out, I eat in the bathroom or closet.

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.