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I wasn’t anticipating having a long weekend when the day started today. Oh well!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

There should also be a rule to not make the same stupid Trump jokes like the last 2 years. They have been a stain on the scary stories post.

One scene for your film:

BTW, can’t believe anyone here thinks Stallone was somehow how Gere’s level in either the looks or charms department. Must be a bunch of youngin’s, here. Young Gere made young Stallone looks like a little caveman back then.

If you say ‘If I’d wanted her, I would’ve taken her!’, you probably do not have the lady’s best interests in mind. You likely just did not want to lose a competition.  

Like most women with five fully functioning senses, I would also ignore Sylvester Stallone if Richard Gere was flirting with me.

“What is the sound of one hand punching .... YOUR FACE

This poor woman was just a symbol to them, a notch to be claimed.

I think the point he was making was that if those pesky feminists hadn’t been trying to get equal rights in the 60s or 70s (he’s not sure) men folk wouldn’t have run away to become hippies and we’d have cured climate change before it got bad.

Oooo. Shitty bosses!

After working 60-70 hour weeks for close to a year, being placed as the key point person for our team, training new staff with our proprietary and undocumented tools tools, doing a f*ck ton of R&D and creating documentation for said tools, all on top of my normal tasks... I figured it was time to

TL&DR: gave best friend money. they ghost. it turns out to be the best purchase I've ever made.

damn girl, you ruthless 

1996: Frenemy and I stayed up all night on coke. At one point she tearfully confessed that she’d fucked my boyfriend shortly after he and I had started dating - not because she liked him, but because she was “jealous.”

Shout out to Samantha Bees art department for mocking up the 95% sticker (still overcharging by 5%)

The eyes, though. They look like they're about to spring forth from her head.

In the thumbnail I actually thought it was Kim. Damn she has us trained to see us even when she’s not there.

I’m a women’s photographer and I get some good influencer clients and mostly bad ones. The good ones contact me, tell me they will want shoots with x images, digitals only with commercial (social media) copyrights every 6-8 weeks in a certain style with x outfit changes, get a quote, sign a contract, and after 2 or 3