I got more road rash from falling off a bike with training wheels. Then my Mom took us to the beach the next day because “Saltwater is good for wounds”. I was then rolled end over end by a big wave and scraped up my side again on the sandy sea bed. I’m not sure how I survived the 1970s.

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

I’m not her target demographic at all but I kinda like it.  I think mostly because of that “doo doo, doo doo doo doo dooo” sound that plays in the background.

The obvious choice is for Billie Eilish to collaborate with Lil Nas X and put “Old Town Bad Guy Road: The Despacito Hillbilly Emo Mumblerap Mix” on the top of the charts for the next five months.

If I were her, I’d be binging on everything I think I’d miss in prison, so In-N-Out makes sense. 

they should name the next one Moana :)

Yeah, if any man gets fired because he got a woman pregnant out of wedlock, I’ll eat my hat.

I’m guessing at least some people don’t realize that it’s not legal.

If unmarried women aren't supposed to be having sex, then who are unmarried men going to have sex with? 

Why would this necessarily stop at unmarried women? I know there are people out there that believe that mothers should not work outside the home, and I am sure they could invent some religious reason behind it. Hell you could probably keep expanding this. Married women need to get their husbands permission to work.…

If this is his second relaunch does this mean if this time doesn’t workout he runs for Senate? As how many chances can being a mediocre white male who is sort of attractive and young(ish) get you?

adding: hoop earrings, anything leopard print.

Interesting.

Anecdotally as a high school teacher I have noticed that boys are much more likely to be defiant towards female teachers and staff than male ones, like they accept male authority more readily.

I’m a big fawner over both my kids, but neither of them has ever expected it from a teacher. They know the difference between a teacher and a mother, and absolutely know it now that my younger child will be starting middle school soon.

When I was interviewing daycares, while giving me a tour, one of the daycare owners referred to a kid in a class as “my little boyfriend.” That was the moment I did not choose to send my child to that daycare.

Thanks for sharing your experience. It puts into words what I experience teaching college-aged students. The boys/men (18-22 year-olds are “adults” but their behavior suggests otherwise) get fucking MAD if you provide any sort of constructive criticism or suggestions for improvement, even though that is the point of…

So I worked in a preschool and something the 2 year old classroom used to deal with was moms referring to favorite teachers as their 2 year old son’s “girlfriend”. Like “oh there’s your girlfriend” jokes about crushes etc. My theory was that this was how they made their insecurity at having their baby’s love for…

I’m the mom of two young boys and I actively dislike the whole #boymom culture. My boys are not defined by their gender and I am not defined by their gender either. Yes, there are a lot of fart jokes and muddy feet, but there is also long hair and painted fingernails. Trucks riding in doll strollers. Plush dinosaurs…