Holy Shit, this is the craziest looking filter... it’s so thick (fuzzy???) that it looks like bokeh.
I interviewed Lasseter once. It was my very first assignment in journalism, and he was an asshole to me. It was decades ago, but I bring it up to show he’s been an asshole for quite some time.
Bam.
If you can’t love her even more.
“But no one told me that the quote-unquote “loss” of that pre-baby body can be freedom. That you don’t realize how much you are imprisoned by your relative bodily proximity to, and striving toward, a mainstream ideal until you decidedly “lose” your ability to perform some piece of that ideal.”
My uncle lived in Germany for YEARS and speaks excellent German, and would always pretend to be a dim tourist for police and ticket-checkers. I don’t even think he particularly cared about the €2 or whatever, I think he just enjoyed it.
In elementary school, my best friend moved away quite suddenly (missionary parents) over the summer and I was devastated. We were very close and neither of us had other friends.
I’m reading many of these replies. Some are sweet, some are funny, but too many of them are just disturbing. I fear I’ve made a horrible mistake.
I told a small lie on a resume that then became a complicated lie.
When we were kids, my mother was married for a few short years to an autocratic, halfwit hillbilly type asshole who decided he was gonna be “dad” to us four kids. Lying became survival with this tool, and he knew we were always fucking with him because he was just smart enough to realize he was probably being fucked…
In the 8th grade my elderly history teach died suddenly mid year (and at his desk). We had a very nice school regular sub take over. We had this huge year long project that was assigned day one and was supposed to be turned in at the very end of the year that was a large chunk of our grade. It was supposed to be this…
I am currently in the midst of my most complicated lie ever. It’s actually a pack of lies and I’m weaving a tangled web. I’m going to Paris soon to celebrate a milestone birthday year for my spouse and myself. I am surprising him with our kids who will meet us there. One of them we haven’t seen in a year. So plane…
One summer during college I was nannying in NYC (not where I went to school) and was on the subway reading a book. This cute guy started talking to me about it and since I was never going to see him again I did what my best friend and I ways did - I pretended I was somebody else. An English somebody else.
“22 hour fast daily” which in turn feels like “time slows down,” causing “days [to] feel so much longer.”
Going to go eat breakfast before work so that time doesn’t slow down and make my day feel even longer than it already is. Thank for the hot tip, digital bros.
Marriage.
DO NOT WANT.
As a Bernie supporter that voted for him in the primaries in 2016:
I had a girl knock on my barracks room door as a 19 year old army pfc. She asked for someone I'd never heard of, then asked if she could come in. She was cute and I was 19 so I said yes. Within about 2 minutes we were going at it; after 3 rounds in 2 hours she said she had to go, thanked me and left. Never even got…