This is just a money grab, plain and simple.

Fix this!

The fuck?

A revolutionary new feature!

Fucked up buttons!

There you are, Josh Duggar!

It would seem that over time particulate would end up causing stoppage though.

How does a billionaire own such an ill-fitting suit?

More like Donald Trump. Oh wait, same thing.

Creepy as fuck.

Donald, you colored your hair!

My handwriting is so bad these days since I hardly ever write anything down anymore. Plus my hand gets cramped up.

Elderly porn.

Cool, but why?

I find it odd that none of the Cosby Show’s actors have anything to say.

You can also use the wake word “Amazon”.

Actually, my Echo interfaces with my Google Calendar just fine. I ask it what’s on my calendar and she reads the appointments off to me.

Faster, faster. Harder, harder.

Apple Watch circa 1995.

I told mine “Tea, Earl Grey, hot” and she responded with “Unable to comply. Replicators are offline”.