What happened here?

It's outselling other issues because Pimp Mama Kris is buying all the unsold copies.

Oh Florida, you never disappoint!

What is that?

There. Fixed it for ya you douchenozzle.

This didn't happen in Florida? Shocker.

"...Nigella stated that Lawson threatened to destroy her public image"

The dog forgot the detergent and softener.

And as an added bonus, Prime members have free streaming access to thousands of TV shows and movies.

Dear Mr. Barilla,

They just brand themselves differently. Essentially the same disgusting product though.

Was one of those performers Willam Belli?

DO correct the spelling of these people's last name: all-Asshat

You're right! My bad.

"Pretty soon they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk."

That was a coat hanger on her shirt.

Anyone else think that dude resembles Mr. Bean?

Obligatory.