That was every single X-Files promo ever. All new, this Sunday on Fox! — smile

Dis guy is a fargin' icehole! He's just tryin' to get all dose dumb bastiges to hire him. What a lousy corksucker — smile

He was a more convincing Russian than Lana, but far less ravishing. Rick Rude had that covered though — smile

There's no such thing as E.T. either — smile

Isn't Sussex County Rednecks the name of Amazon's new prestige series starring Billy Bob Thornton or am I thinking of something else? — smile

I thought someone was injured by a flying pumpkin. At least we always have this Amazing Race clip: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yeah, because in the movie when they talk about how "babies taste best," someone said to themselves, "It's about time there was baby eating on commercial network television; maybe sponsored by Gerbers," and dozens of other people with money agreed with that assessment — smile

Yeah, you'd be amazed at how many people saw Screech on Saved By The Bell back in the day and said, "Boy, I'd really like to see that guy fcuk on tape!" — smile

That's why TNA is failing, they don't have enough Buff Bagwell's Mother On A Pole matches — smile

I dunno, Mary Carey doesn't seem too bright — smile

Lilo was not a Disney Princess, she's just a regular girl from Hawaii, plus she's voiced by a white actress (or two). Auli'i Cravalho, who voices Moana, is an Actual Hawaiian; as opposed to George Clooney, Emma Stone hawaiian — smile

Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Jack: Sure.
Gwen: Was it good?
Jack: He didn't have any complaints.

I'm pretty confident she voted for Trump. Every time we pass each other on the street, she gives me one of those "why hasn't this guy been deported yet? My realtor swore this area was being totally gentrificated" looks — smile

You mean, "the fair haired prisoner," don't you? — smile

Trump's nightmare — smile
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Who said that?!? — smile

OOH! 'Member the version of the "Demon in a Bottle" storyline he wrote in the 1980's where Andrew McCarthy walks in on Tony Stark sucking off Ultron for cocaine? Now that Disney owns Marvel we'll never get a movie like that again, they'll only repurpose footage from it for flashbacks — smile

That's Dick Van Dyke, but he wasn't allowed to use profanity in his Disqus username. Tyson Gay is called Tyson Homosexual for that reason — smile

Must be the Andy Sidaris reboot — smile

It could work in the suburbs if The Monster Squad is fighting the Predator. Does the Predator have nards? — smile